*policeman voice* alright sir im going to have to ask you a few questions. *pulls out notepad* where did you come from? where did you go? *slams fists on interrogation table* where DID you come from cotton eyed joe?
who decided being gay wasn’t manly? gay sex is technically twice as manly, you are literally doubling the amount of men in it
if you only knew how insecure I actually am.