guy:

being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body

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ammit420:

horror movie synopsis

  • white family moves into house
  • the house got some shit in it
  • family refuses to acknowledge that they got some shit in they house
  • turns out that shit is some ultrashit

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  • person: i hate cats
  • me: what the fuck
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